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Honey Badger Don't Care

Honey Badger don't give a damn...

In case you AREN'T one of the 64+ million people who have watched the Honey Badger video (or videos, if you're really into this kind of thing), I will post it below so you know where my inspiration is coming from.

So, I'm new to this, but it's been one hell of a bad week, so I figure, how much worse could it get? Maybe a little stream-of-consciousness ranting is just what the doctor ordered.

Do you ever have a lousy week that you knew was going to suck, but then it sucks so badly that it blew your suckage expectations right out of the water? Yeah, I'm having one of those. So, in an effort to assuage my feelings of malcontent, I've decided to channel Honey Badger. Hopefully the below life lessons can guide you to your own level of HB happiness:

Honey Badger Lessons for Life:
1. Be fearless; don't give a shit about what others think
2. If you're hungry, eat whatever. You've got to make sure you get your nourishment where you can.
3. Go on, be a badass
4. Don't worry about being stung, like, 1000 times. Your loose skin and broad shoulders will protect you
5. Jackals will always take carrion. Eat the stuff you want, and let the scavengers take your refuse
6. If you get bitten by something seriously venomous, take a nap. You'll feel better when you wake up

That's right. The Honey Badger is my spirit animal going into the next week. I'll try to live by these (made up) life rules, and see where it gets me.


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